Army of None

So, if your game is based entirely on the concept of co-op gameplay, you would make it so that you could actually PLAY THE GAME WITH YOUR FRIENDS, right?

I can't say this from firsthand knowledge, but from what I've read and what I understand, unless you meet a specific set of requirements, you cannot play two-player co-op. Those requirements being, two Xbox 360 consoles and two Gold level accounts. That's right, no LAN's unless everyone's got Gold-level accounts. What the fuck? Seriously, I've almost gotten used to the idea of no local multiplayer for a game, though that pisses me right the fuck off as well, but you can't even hook up a couple Xbox 360's and play it with your friends? Most of my friends don't even have 360's, and I would love to sit with some of my friends and play Army of Two. But, y'know what? I'm never going to, because I'm not even going to buy Army of Two, I've lost all interest in the game now.

Fuck you, Electronic Arts!