Quite the hairy subject, neh?

[[Raggedy Angry - "Gangsta's Paradise"]]

So, I'm bored, I have a blog, and some things I feel like talking about.

First and foremost, BUSH. Let's chat about it, hm?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is for both of you... stop shaving your bush. Seriously. I don't know why it became acceptable, let alone popular, to have your vagina or penis completely bald. Stop it. Now, I don't mean let it grow free; like any hair, it requires maintenance, so give it the time and trimming it deserves, but when you shave it all off, you look like you're prepubescent. So, if you've a significant other who wants you to go bald, or likes that you go bald, consider the idea that they might be into pedophilia. Just sayin', y'know?

So, next on my list of things to talk about.

Masturbation.

[[Dave Matthews Band - "The Space Between"]]

Why is masturbation a taboo subject? Why are people afraid to admit that they do? Why do middle school boys tease each other about it? I don't get you, humanity! I'll be the first to tell you, I masturbate. Though, not as much as I did when I was younger, whoo boy. I dunno how I ever found the time to leave the house. Anyway, that's not what's important, what's important is that it's a release, and it feels damned good. There's nothing wrong with it, despite what religions may want to make you think.

[[Twiztid - "Darkness"]]

Further along this line of thinking, why does talking about sex make some people uncomfortable? It's one of my favorite subjects. Surely the act of sex doesn't bother you, so why does talking about it embarrass you? And then people wonder why men, and women, sometimes don't have a clue what they're doing. Cause nobody'll kick it and chat with them about it! Another fun activity who's subject is too taboo for discussion. What the hell?

[[D12 - "Fight Music"]]

And it's not like I'm the only one curious about this stuff. Y'know what one of my favorite shows is? Real Sex 101. Y'ever see it? It's on late nights on HBO. it explores a variety of subjects, such as swingers, the popularity of glass dildos, erotic electrical shocking [quite the interesting one, actually], etc., etc. I love that show. One of my favorite new shows? Katie Morgan's Porn 101. [Speaking of too much shaving..] It's only had one episode so far, but it's intriguing. It involved a look back at pornography over the years. Old, old, old-school porn. Silent-film porn, no shit.

[[Jack Off Jill - "Super Sadist"]]

Anyway, like I was saying, I can't be the only one curious about this subject, look at the television shows that explore it and divulge information about it, most of the time in a non-erotic way [unless you mute it and pause it when they're showing naughty bits, but why would ya do that, ya sicko perv!!].

[[SlipKnoT - "The Nameless [Live]"]]

So, let's see, what else do I wanna talk about while I've got your attention... or do I wanna just end it there? Is this going on too long, do you think? Ok, ok, I get it, I'm done for now.