Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Seriously?
Most of my comedy is done in the way of the hilariously absurd. So, sometimes, you have to know me and my stance on a subject to get the irony and joke. For instance, I make a lot of potentially racist and sexist jokes because the idea of racism and sexism is fucking ridiculous to me, so, I'm being ironic when I tell my Asian friend to do his math homework, because it's a ridiculous stereotype and the very idea makes me laugh.
I get that this upsets some people, anyway, but let me know that and I curb it around you. I've gotten to the point where I just plain keep it to myself and test boundaries 'til I find out what's cool and what's too far. So don't get terribly upset at me if in the future I say something that offends you. Just let me know that you don't find it as amusing as I do, and I'll stop. But after that, you should really take a good look at your choices in things to take too seriously, such as what some fat, white boy thinks.
I get that this upsets some people, anyway, but let me know that and I curb it around you. I've gotten to the point where I just plain keep it to myself and test boundaries 'til I find out what's cool and what's too far. So don't get terribly upset at me if in the future I say something that offends you. Just let me know that you don't find it as amusing as I do, and I'll stop. But after that, you should really take a good look at your choices in things to take too seriously, such as what some fat, white boy thinks.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Grumpy Ol' Sixty
I've had a revelation. I really think I'm gonna be a grumpy old man, if I make it to old age. I'll be the guy yellin' "Get the fuck off my lawn, you little pricks!" and complainin' about how kids have it easier than I did.
So, if anyone's around for that part of my life, just remember I foretold it.
So, if anyone's around for that part of my life, just remember I foretold it.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Army of None
So, if your game is based entirely on the concept of co-op gameplay, you would make it so that you could actually PLAY THE GAME WITH YOUR FRIENDS, right?
I can't say this from firsthand knowledge, but from what I've read and what I understand, unless you meet a specific set of requirements, you cannot play two-player co-op. Those requirements being, two Xbox 360 consoles and two Gold level accounts. That's right, no LAN's unless everyone's got Gold-level accounts. What the fuck? Seriously, I've almost gotten used to the idea of no local multiplayer for a game, though that pisses me right the fuck off as well, but you can't even hook up a couple Xbox 360's and play it with your friends? Most of my friends don't even have 360's, and I would love to sit with some of my friends and play Army of Two. But, y'know what? I'm never going to, because I'm not even going to buy Army of Two, I've lost all interest in the game now.
Fuck you, Electronic Arts!
I can't say this from firsthand knowledge, but from what I've read and what I understand, unless you meet a specific set of requirements, you cannot play two-player co-op. Those requirements being, two Xbox 360 consoles and two Gold level accounts. That's right, no LAN's unless everyone's got Gold-level accounts. What the fuck? Seriously, I've almost gotten used to the idea of no local multiplayer for a game, though that pisses me right the fuck off as well, but you can't even hook up a couple Xbox 360's and play it with your friends? Most of my friends don't even have 360's, and I would love to sit with some of my friends and play Army of Two. But, y'know what? I'm never going to, because I'm not even going to buy Army of Two, I've lost all interest in the game now.
Fuck you, Electronic Arts!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I'm simply torn.
A poll put up today on a mate o' mine's blog goes as such:
What turns you on the most?
-Touch
-Sound
-Sight
-Smell
-Taste
And I am completely caught up between two responses. It's either touch or sound, but I'm really not sure which it is does it for me more... What do y'all think? Obviously of your own turn-ons, not mine, as most of you don't know any of my turn-ons, and none o' y'all know more than a few.
What turns you on the most?
-Touch
-Sound
-Sight
-Smell
-Taste
And I am completely caught up between two responses. It's either touch or sound, but I'm really not sure which it is does it for me more... What do y'all think? Obviously of your own turn-ons, not mine, as most of you don't know any of my turn-ons, and none o' y'all know more than a few.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Ladies and gentlemen.
I have made a grave mistake.
I shaved.
I know, you're thinking "Well, that's always a mistake, cause it irritates your pansy-ass skin." Well, you're right, I'll be more specific.
I shaved off that chin-beardy thinger [I'm never sure what to call it] I've had since... well, shit, since I had facial hair. I've never shaved it off 'til now.
And boy-howdy, what a motherfucking mistake! Who knew the difference some hairs on my chin would make to my appearance! I'm never shaving that son of a bitch off again after this.
This is the second worst shaving mistake I've made.
But, with any luck, it'll be back quickly. Part of being so gods damned hairy, I've found, is that it tends to grow in rather quickly. So, I shouldn't be without it for long, and then never again!
I shaved.
I know, you're thinking "Well, that's always a mistake, cause it irritates your pansy-ass skin." Well, you're right, I'll be more specific.
I shaved off that chin-beardy thinger [I'm never sure what to call it] I've had since... well, shit, since I had facial hair. I've never shaved it off 'til now.
And boy-howdy, what a motherfucking mistake! Who knew the difference some hairs on my chin would make to my appearance! I'm never shaving that son of a bitch off again after this.
This is the second worst shaving mistake I've made.
But, with any luck, it'll be back quickly. Part of being so gods damned hairy, I've found, is that it tends to grow in rather quickly. So, I shouldn't be without it for long, and then never again!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
So...
Every now and again, I think to myself "All right, I'm gonna sit down and work on music all by myself, do up an instrumental, and then write some lyrics."
Unfortunately for me, anytime I have this thought it's because I've forgotten one simple fact that prevents this.
I SUCK.
One of two things happens:
1. I get an idea in my head for a topic, a particular sound of voice, or even just a lyrical flow or beat in my head. Hell, it could even be just one clever line I think of. And... that's it. I either can't make music that fits the flow at all, or I can't make music that sounds right with the voice, or something. Or,
A. I make a nifty little piece of music, a nice little beat that I actually like, and then can't think of a gods damned thing to say over top of it. I music files that've been sitting around for years waiting for a spark of inspiration.
It's fucked up, and the main reason I rely nigh solely on others for the music and I supply the vox. Because my voice is the stronger, so, it'd be silly for me to try and write music for other people when 90% of the music I write is shitty.
Just felt like gettin' that off my chest as I wrote yet another li'l bit o' music that I really like, but can not seem to sing over.
Unfortunately for me, anytime I have this thought it's because I've forgotten one simple fact that prevents this.
I SUCK.
One of two things happens:
1. I get an idea in my head for a topic, a particular sound of voice, or even just a lyrical flow or beat in my head. Hell, it could even be just one clever line I think of. And... that's it. I either can't make music that fits the flow at all, or I can't make music that sounds right with the voice, or something. Or,
A. I make a nifty little piece of music, a nice little beat that I actually like, and then can't think of a gods damned thing to say over top of it. I music files that've been sitting around for years waiting for a spark of inspiration.
It's fucked up, and the main reason I rely nigh solely on others for the music and I supply the vox. Because my voice is the stronger, so, it'd be silly for me to try and write music for other people when 90% of the music I write is shitty.
Just felt like gettin' that off my chest as I wrote yet another li'l bit o' music that I really like, but can not seem to sing over.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
I fail as a blogger.
I had something to talk about last night, and didn't even consider blogging it 'til I was getting ready for bed. It was even relevant still this morning, but, I didn't get around to it.
So, I'll share it now. My wrist [particularly my thumb and the corresponding part of the wrist] hurt like shit. My guess? Carpal tunnel, too much gaming. A coincidence that it's my thumb? I think now! Feels fine now, though.
In other news, I've been watchin' some relatively new movies lately and I plan on doing a review for one of them, so keep your eyes open for that.
Other than that... yep, still accomplishing nothing with my life, go me.
So, I'll share it now. My wrist [particularly my thumb and the corresponding part of the wrist] hurt like shit. My guess? Carpal tunnel, too much gaming. A coincidence that it's my thumb? I think now! Feels fine now, though.
In other news, I've been watchin' some relatively new movies lately and I plan on doing a review for one of them, so keep your eyes open for that.
Other than that... yep, still accomplishing nothing with my life, go me.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Damn it! *grrr*
YouTube's givin' me trouble with the uploader. So! this vid I've got sitting right in front of me, just chillin' on the desktop next to the Spartan's ankle, will have to wait 'til later tonight. Possibly tomorrow.
Blame YouTube, it's not my fault!!
Blame YouTube, it's not my fault!!
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Before the day was even over.
CD collection vids're up, as well as a short bit o' bitchin'.
Anybody Killa through Kittie
KoRn through 2Pac
Rantin'
Anybody Killa through Kittie
KoRn through 2Pac
Rantin'
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