[[Raggedy Angry - "Gangsta's Paradise"]]
So, I'm bored, I have a blog, and some things I feel like talking about.
First and foremost, BUSH. Let's chat about it, hm?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is for both of you... stop shaving your bush. Seriously. I don't know why it became acceptable, let alone popular, to have your vagina or penis completely bald. Stop it. Now, I don't mean let it grow free; like any hair, it requires maintenance, so give it the time and trimming it deserves, but when you shave it all off, you look like you're prepubescent. So, if you've a significant other who wants you to go bald, or likes that you go bald, consider the idea that they might be into pedophilia. Just sayin', y'know?
So, next on my list of things to talk about.
Masturbation.
[[Dave Matthews Band - "The Space Between"]]
Why is masturbation a taboo subject? Why are people afraid to admit that they do? Why do middle school boys tease each other about it? I don't get you, humanity! I'll be the first to tell you, I masturbate. Though, not as much as I did when I was younger, whoo boy. I dunno how I ever found the time to leave the house. Anyway, that's not what's important, what's important is that it's a release, and it feels damned good. There's nothing wrong with it, despite what religions may want to make you think.
[[Twiztid - "Darkness"]]
Further along this line of thinking, why does talking about sex make some people uncomfortable? It's one of my favorite subjects. Surely the act of sex doesn't bother you, so why does talking about it embarrass you? And then people wonder why men, and women, sometimes don't have a clue what they're doing. Cause nobody'll kick it and chat with them about it! Another fun activity who's subject is too taboo for discussion. What the hell?
[[D12 - "Fight Music"]]
And it's not like I'm the only one curious about this stuff. Y'know what one of my favorite shows is? Real Sex 101. Y'ever see it? It's on late nights on HBO. it explores a variety of subjects, such as swingers, the popularity of glass dildos, erotic electrical shocking [quite the interesting one, actually], etc., etc. I love that show. One of my favorite new shows? Katie Morgan's Porn 101. [Speaking of too much shaving..] It's only had one episode so far, but it's intriguing. It involved a look back at pornography over the years. Old, old, old-school porn. Silent-film porn, no shit.
[[Jack Off Jill - "Super Sadist"]]
Anyway, like I was saying, I can't be the only one curious about this subject, look at the television shows that explore it and divulge information about it, most of the time in a non-erotic way [unless you mute it and pause it when they're showing naughty bits, but why would ya do that, ya sicko perv!!].
[[SlipKnoT - "The Nameless [Live]"]]
So, let's see, what else do I wanna talk about while I've got your attention... or do I wanna just end it there? Is this going on too long, do you think? Ok, ok, I get it, I'm done for now.
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4 comments:
O.o
The only thing better than *reading* you rant about sex would be to *hear* you rant about sex.
Vid blog, plz! :D
+ for proper trimming
+ for masturbation
+ for open discussion about stuff
Now there's an idea. Is that even allowed on YouTube?
Well...
01. I prefer shaving, as i find body hair absolutly disgusting, and think it's silly to connect that to having sex with children.
02. Probably because it's normally a very personal private act (much in the same way people don't go out of their way to discuss showering or toilet use, despite everyone doing it.)
03. I actually do think people discuss sex on a regular basis, only it never goes further than the basics, because what's normal and fun to one person or couple, might be extremly freaky, weird, offensive and gross to the next.
04. No, i think most people are clearly interested, although i will say those shows do nothing but bore me to death.
So yeah, i won't be growing any body hair back, masturbation is obviously good times (but never comes up in any everyday conversation to discuss), sex does get discussed by people on a regular basis (but since everyone has different limits it usually has to be contained), and everyone gets curious (but i think that's what being with someone is, as opposed to watching documentries, for most people.)
Response!
--01--
As a hairy son of a bitch, I'm with you no that, I can't stand. But, I don't have the strength of will, or enough detest I suppose, to bother with shaving my entire body every few days. The whole pedophilia thing was a joke, by the by. But, to me, being hairless "down there" puts that idea of prepubescence into my head, which in turn makes it a complete turn-off.
--02--
It's not so much that I think it should be a part of everyday conversation.
"Hey Bob, how's the family?"
"Not bad, Joe, not bad at all. Kooky weather, huh?"
"Absolutely, it's that global warming, I'm tellin' ya. Oh well. So, d'ya masturbate last night?"
"Of course."
It's more that, when I was growing up anyway, I was told not, as if it was something terrible. Also, as I mentioned, for some reason it was deemed a source of shame as of puberty. And heavens forbid someone got caught, and then word spread, he would tormented relentlessly on the subject. And I'm not exaggerating, no harmless boyhood teasing, torment and humiliation. That irritates me, and bothers me in retrospect even more.
--03--
You've known very different people and had different experiences, it would seem. 90% of the people I know, it completely embarrasses them to even hear the word sex. As I said, taboo subject. At least, as far as where I live.
--04--
Well, any of the episodes I've seen have been interesting to me, though it'd be silly of me to assume every episode contains anything of interest. Particularly since I've only seen a handful of episodes of Real Sex 101, and there's only been one episode of Katie Morgan's Porn 101. The Cathouse, or whatever that show's called, holds no interest for me, really.
So, perhaps my interest in the topic is abnormal? Perhaps my experiences, as far as discussion with other people, have just been contrary to the usual?
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